Terrible Joke of the Week 1
An American, an Italian, and a Polack are sitting around talking about bars.
The Italian says "We've got this great bar in our country. You buy two drinks, and the third one is free."
The American says "We've got one better than that. You buy one, they buy one, you buy one, they buy one. "
The Polack says "We've got a bar beats that. The first three drinks are free, then they take you in the back and you get laid."
The other two give him the side-eye and say: "This really happened to you?"
The Polack says "No. But it happened to my sister."